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wow very cool going after someone's physical appearance

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considering my physical appearance is smokin' hot and I'm a prime piece of ass

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I read somewhere he has a gross posterior whazzit. Not sure I believe everything I read on the interwebs, though. He seems like a pretty alright dude.

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(everyone says so)

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I actually think your weird body is sexy 😘

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*kicks the door*

*the door fell to the floor*

*walks in*

*pulls out a microphone from a random drawer*

Mason (me): just came in to say that Chip, Donny, and Ryan all have weirdly sexy bodies. just saying. juuuuuuust saying.

*slowly walks out*

*runs in*

Mason (me): by the way guys, my birthday is coming up! i'm gonna be 17. (woohoo!) so wish me a happy birthday ya'll! bye.

*puts the microphone back in the random drawer*

*walks out*

*picks up the door*

*closes the door*

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