Donny & Ryan's Dream Team-Up Book!
The dream team form their dream teams.
In this minisode of Ryan and Donny’s Half-Assed Substack Podcast, the boys choose characters from the entire pantheon of fiction to create their PERFECT dream teams. Once they wrap their heads around the prompt.
Ryan Stegman: My dream team...
Donny Cates: Hold on, stupid. I have to do the fuckin' thing.
Ryan: What thing?
Donny: Hey everybody, Ryan and Donny here, back atcha for another one of our little short Half-Assed Substack Podcasts, and today we're talking dream teams. We're talking big... Big dream teams. Basically...
Ryan: (Laughs) Big dream teams!
Donny: You know, dream teams! We're talking about any character, any team in the pantheon of fiction, and talking about who we would like to see, you know, write and draw those things. Ryan, what springs to mind?
Ryan: Uh, my team would have Spawn... Hannibal Lecter...
Donny: No, see... You're not... You're not understanding the prompt, even a little bit.
Ryan: (Laughs) What?
Donny: Is the prompt not us coming up with a character, and then assembling a creative team around it?
Ryan: I thought it was—
Ethan S. Parker: No, fictional characters. Ryan was right. (Laughs)
Ryan: Spawn... Hannibal Lecter... The raptors from Jurassic Park... And... Let's go with... Carnage.
Donny: I got... Wait, what? (Exhausted laugh)
Ryan: (Exhausted laugh)
Donny: I like... I disassociated while you were talking, and then I realized what you just said. Um, mine would be Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man, and Rogue. Because you put those together, and you have the most invincible superhero of all fucking time, because then you can just have a million Rogues stealing everyone's powers. So... The end. Boom!
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