Donny & Ryan Rank Every "Book of Boba Fett" Episode!

As massive Star Wars fanatics

The boys are back in this new minisode of RYAN AND DONNY’S HALF-ASSED SUBSTACK PODCAST! In this installment, Cates and Stegman rank every single episode of The Book of Boba Fett, from the perspective of massive Star Wars lunatics, which they both are.

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Donny Cates: Okay.

Ryan Stegman: I haven't seen the latest one.

Donny: We're ranking every episode of Boba Fett. And so here it goes. Every season of Mandalorian, and then Boba Fett.

Ryan: Uh... I'm going to do the first four episodes because that's all I know how to do.

Donny: I don't know what's happening in it. Does he have a book?

Ryan: Four, two, three, one.

Donny: Is there going to be a book?

Ryan: He doesn't have a personality, that's for sure.

Donny: Why does he want to be on that chair and do this? Why does he want to do that? Look, it's well-made. Everyone's doing a great job. It just... It's desperately in need of a Baby Yoda, in so much as... I don't have a thing to cling on to that I'm rooting for. Right?

Ryan: Klingon. You said Klingon. We're talking about Star Wars.

Donny: What did I say?

Ryan: You said Klingon.

Donny: Oh, you're being a dick. Okay, cool. I kind of thought that, like, you know at the end of Mandalorian he was a fucking assassin. He was out there just, like, straight merkin' all these stormtroopers, he was being a total badass, and then he went to Jabba's palace and took that over and then stone-cold forgot how to fight. And like doesn't know how to do anything anymore and just gets his ass beat by people on scooters. I just need one episode to show me... And I thought that's what we were doing with the Tusken Raider thing is that we're going to show me why this is so important to him to, like, not be a bounty hunter anymore and to like, choose trust over fear or whatever the hell it is, right? But I still don't get it. My ranking... I don't... I don't know. I don't... I dunno.

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