HOLY SHIT

(get excited)

So. Wow. 

Um. Yeah, Donny Cates here. I'm currently out on my back patio jamming to the Spider-Verse soundtrack (Shoutout to Daniel Pemberton. Dude's a genius) because goddamn i need some energy to keep up with you guys today!! 

If you didn't know (and how could you not...I mean, you're on the site and everything and saw the tweets and....whatever) we launched our very own SUBSTACK IMPRINT TODAY!!! 

KIDS LOVE CHAINS PRESS is officially a go and (once again) HOLY SHIT this response has been overwhelming for us to say the least. We love you guys so much and can't say thank you enough for the support shown throughout the day so far. 

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT BULLSHIT!! There's still work to be done! SO many of you very naturally had questions about how this is all going to work, so Ryan and the crew and I decided, fuck it, let's throw a party tonight and answer as many of them as we can before Ryan passes out drunk from happiness and money posioning. 

So....check out THIS LINK:

And join us at 7pm EST (6pm Central / 4pm PST) tonight for a fun time! Bring a friend! Bring your party favor of choice and bring all of your questions!!!! 

*** Hey! So this happened in the past but you’re reading about it now, so enjoy the not-so-live video above and get some more info on what we have in store! —John ***

OH. And chains are mandatory. 

See you then!!! 

Kids Love Chains. And we love you.